Get "Hot" for Victory!

I was thinking today that the "Support Our Troops" culture is a lot like a Pop-Tart: We're pasty and doughy, with not much inside -- but get us hot, baby, and we can be mighty hard to handle! Rile us up, and we'll slap another yellow ribbon bumpersticker on our cars so fast it'll make your head spin! Whatever book Victor Davis Hanson types this week -- we're buying it! Bam! In your FACE, terrorists!

So what better way to show Osama that we mean business than to eat some Pop-Tarts today, fresh from the toaster!

How you like America NOW, Islamoterrorfascists?!?!?!