Show That You Give a "Schmidt"!
John Murtha did a pretty good job of hiding his true colors. He served in the Marine Corps for thirty-seven years or something, and supposedly fought in Vietnam and whatever. (Yawn!) Then he got into Congress, where he apparently kept pretending to be very pro-military.
But then the truth came out! Rep. Murtha said that the war in Iraq was not going well, which shows that all along he was just faking it by wearing a Marine Corps uniform for several decades and going into combat. John Murtha hates Our Troops!
Fortunately, another member of the House of Respresentatives who supports Our Troops, Jean Schmidt, saw that John Murtha was anti-military, and she said so. Even better, she came right out and said that Murtha was a COWARD! Another group even came along and showed that Murtha wasn't even wounded that badly back in Vietnam -- he just had some minor gunshot wounds or something, apparently a couple of times. (Some other guy named James Webb got really mad about that, in typical America-hating fashion, and said that Murtha had really deserved his Purple Hearts. Whatever! I mean, what would this Webb guy know about Vietnam and the military? People should mind their own business.)
Anyway, Jean Schmidt is a great role model for us as we try to figure out lots of ways to support Our Troops and defeat the terrorists from our living rooms! So here is today's pro-military, pro-America symbolic action: Seek out a military veteran who has expressed doubts about the way the war in Iraq is going, and try to ruin his career by smearing him and demeaning his service! This will prove that you support Our Troops just as much as Jean Schmidt does!
Are you watching, Osama? Because we're still here, and we're not backing down! We'll settle for nothing less than VICTORY, no matter how many times we have to ink our fingers and post things on our websites or smear a combat veteran! We're doing it for Our Troops!
GO AMERICA!!!
But then the truth came out! Rep. Murtha said that the war in Iraq was not going well, which shows that all along he was just faking it by wearing a Marine Corps uniform for several decades and going into combat. John Murtha hates Our Troops!
Fortunately, another member of the House of Respresentatives who supports Our Troops, Jean Schmidt, saw that John Murtha was anti-military, and she said so. Even better, she came right out and said that Murtha was a COWARD! Another group even came along and showed that Murtha wasn't even wounded that badly back in Vietnam -- he just had some minor gunshot wounds or something, apparently a couple of times. (Some other guy named James Webb got really mad about that, in typical America-hating fashion, and said that Murtha had really deserved his Purple Hearts. Whatever! I mean, what would this Webb guy know about Vietnam and the military? People should mind their own business.)
Anyway, Jean Schmidt is a great role model for us as we try to figure out lots of ways to support Our Troops and defeat the terrorists from our living rooms! So here is today's pro-military, pro-America symbolic action: Seek out a military veteran who has expressed doubts about the way the war in Iraq is going, and try to ruin his career by smearing him and demeaning his service! This will prove that you support Our Troops just as much as Jean Schmidt does!
Are you watching, Osama? Because we're still here, and we're not backing down! We'll settle for nothing less than VICTORY, no matter how many times we have to ink our fingers and post things on our websites or smear a combat veteran! We're doing it for Our Troops!
GO AMERICA!!!
posted by Chris Bray at 1:00 PM
5 Comments:
You are hilarious, instant bookmark.
You are funny. I linked to you.
I'm a veteran who has doubts about how the War in Iraq is being run. Does this mean I have to smear myself?
Phinky,
I'm afraid it does. Are you flexible? Yoga might help. Good luck, and please ruin yourself before the congressional elections in November, in case you get any ideas.
I love your blog.
I will be linking.
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