Osama vs. You and Me:
Game on!
A lot of heroes have come up with great ideas for supporting Our Troops in the war on the Islamoterrorevilfascists! Michelle Malkin showed us how we could be right there arm-in-arm with Our Troops as they fight for their lives in Iraq: Crochet some hats! What's more, the Young Republican National Federation, Sean Hannity, and the courageous bloggers of Pajamas Media are putting ink on their index fingers and brazenly walking the streets of Mission Viejo and Sacramento and other terrorists havens, openly supporting Our Troops and the brave Iraqi people! Still more patriots have made the sacrifice of not talking for two whole minutes so our troops don't "loose" the war! Still more America-loving heroes are taking the huge step of holding up signs -- right in Ohio and Missouri, where the terrorists are lurking! -- to say that they support Our Troops!
I am just plain inspired by these displays of moral and physical courage in the face of the Islamoterrorevilfascist plan to implement a global caliphate and rule the whole world with an iron fist by hiding bombs on the roadside in Iraq until the whole world falls under their domination! And I won't just sit here any longer -- I vow that, from this day forward, I will do at least one thing every single day that fights the Islamoterrorevilfascists as effectively and courageously as the other efforts I've noted here! Won't you join me?
Here's the plan: Every morning, I'll post one more way for you to STAND UP to the Islamoterrorevilbabyraperfascists! Now you don't just have to crochet hats and put ink on your finger! Now there will be a NEW way, EVERY DAY, to fight terrorism and stand arm-in-arm with our troops! And I promise that each new activity will be every bit as important as holding up signs and crocheting hats!
Ready? Okay, terrorists, look out, 'cause we're getting started!
Today: Brush your teeth from left to right! If the Islamoterrorevilpoohead fascists know that we're ALL brushing teeth against them, they will be afraid and will not be able to hurt Our Troops!
The sacrifice will be tough, sure. But Our Troops deserve it!
A lot of heroes have come up with great ideas for supporting Our Troops in the war on the Islamoterrorevilfascists! Michelle Malkin showed us how we could be right there arm-in-arm with Our Troops as they fight for their lives in Iraq: Crochet some hats! What's more, the Young Republican National Federation, Sean Hannity, and the courageous bloggers of Pajamas Media are putting ink on their index fingers and brazenly walking the streets of Mission Viejo and Sacramento and other terrorists havens, openly supporting Our Troops and the brave Iraqi people! Still more patriots have made the sacrifice of not talking for two whole minutes so our troops don't "loose" the war! Still more America-loving heroes are taking the huge step of holding up signs -- right in Ohio and Missouri, where the terrorists are lurking! -- to say that they support Our Troops!
I am just plain inspired by these displays of moral and physical courage in the face of the Islamoterrorevilfascist plan to implement a global caliphate and rule the whole world with an iron fist by hiding bombs on the roadside in Iraq until the whole world falls under their domination! And I won't just sit here any longer -- I vow that, from this day forward, I will do at least one thing every single day that fights the Islamoterrorevilfascists as effectively and courageously as the other efforts I've noted here! Won't you join me?
Here's the plan: Every morning, I'll post one more way for you to STAND UP to the Islamoterrorevilbabyraperfascists! Now you don't just have to crochet hats and put ink on your finger! Now there will be a NEW way, EVERY DAY, to fight terrorism and stand arm-in-arm with our troops! And I promise that each new activity will be every bit as important as holding up signs and crocheting hats!
Ready? Okay, terrorists, look out, 'cause we're getting started!
Today: Brush your teeth from left to right! If the Islamoterrorevilpoohead fascists know that we're ALL brushing teeth against them, they will be afraid and will not be able to hurt Our Troops!
The sacrifice will be tough, sure. But Our Troops deserve it!
posted by Chris Bray at 7:38 AM
4 Comments:
i'm off to brush my teeth *right now*. victory is ours!
Does that mean I have to switch hands when I brush? And what about the mirror, doesn't that show everything backwards? So which way is left? I'm confused.
Dude, doubt and confusion helps the terrorists. Would you want Osama to see your comment? Ferocious certitude is the required posture, even when you don't know what you're doing. I sentence you to one week of reading michellemalkin.com, so you can learn how to balance the necessary confidence with the necessary ignorance. She is The Master. We are all pissants before her example.
But we can still keep on trying, so the Islamoterrorfascists don't win!
Depends: Is tinfoil bulletproof?
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