"Corner" the Terrorists with Cheese!

Jonah Goldberg knows the Islamoterrorfascists want to destroy Western Civilization and bring back the iron rule of the global caliphate, and he's not going to put up with it! Jonah is shoving fear and cowardice aside and STANDING UP to the evildoers in a way that perfectly illustrates the kind of sacrifices the neoconservative right is willing to make for our freedom:

Last night the missus and I deliberately bought some imported havarti rather than the planned cheddar.

Huzzah! It takes manly strength and fortitude to purchase European cheese! And make no mistake, this wasn't some mere accident -- Jonah deliberately bought Havarti! Jonah says for us to put Havarti on our nachos for when we watch football!

You see that, Osama? We are not afraid, and we will pay any price to destroy you, no matter how much cheese we have to eat! Today it's nachos; tomorrow it will be a tasty roast beef and cheese sandwich. (Or a HAM and cheese sandwich, Osama, take that! In your face, bam!) The day after that we may have a cheese plate with some crackers, and maybe the day after that a nice grilled cheese or even a tuna melt. But one thing is sure: WE WILL NOT FALTER! WE WILL NOT FAIL! WE ARE ALL CHEESE-EATERS NOW!!!

So today, to support Our Troops and stick it to Osama and the Islamodevilterrorevilfascists, everyone should eat plenty of tasty cheese! Don't do it for yourself. Do it for FREEDOM!