the 16-ounce porterhouse of freedom

The blogosphere is echoing a powerful new post from Michelle Malkin, who gives us a hard-edged declaration of principles to throw in the faces of the Islamoterrorshariabrownpeoplefascists! Michelle bravely invites us all to STAND UP for civilization with some powerful statements:

I will resist the imposition of sharia principles and sharia law in my taxi cab, my restaurant, my community pool, the halls of Congress, our national monuments, the radio and television airwaves, and all public spaces.

So take that, Islamobrownpeopleterrorists! WE WILL NOT SUBMIT TO SHARIA LAW IN OUR RESTAURANTS!!! If my extra order of onion rings comes to my table cloaked in a burqa, I WILL SAY ANGRY THINGS TO THE WAITRESS!!! I will send Islamofascist fried cheese logs BACK TO THE KITCHEN TO BE FREEDOMED UP!!!

We all MUST stop the rapid transition to sharia law in our restaurants, or soon we will have NO BAKED HAM on our all-you-can-eat buffets!

So come on, everyone! How much is civilization worth to you? What will you do to STAND UP FOR FREEDOM?

I am on my way to Shoney's right now, after which I may stop by the Waffle House for some dessert -- FOR AMERICA!!!