Wednesday, March 28, 2007

the 16-ounce porterhouse of freedom

The blogosphere is echoing a powerful new post from Michelle Malkin, who gives us a hard-edged declaration of principles to throw in the faces of the Islamoterrorshariabrownpeoplefascists! Michelle bravely invites us all to STAND UP for civilization with some powerful statements:
I will resist the imposition of sharia principles and sharia law in my taxi cab, my restaurant, my community pool, the halls of Congress, our national monuments, the radio and television airwaves, and all public spaces.
So take that, Islamobrownpeopleterrorists! WE WILL NOT SUBMIT TO SHARIA LAW IN OUR RESTAURANTS!!! If my extra order of onion rings comes to my table cloaked in a burqa, I WILL SAY ANGRY THINGS TO THE WAITRESS!!! I will send Islamofascist fried cheese logs BACK TO THE KITCHEN TO BE FREEDOMED UP!!!

We all MUST stop the rapid transition to sharia law in our restaurants, or soon we will have NO BAKED HAM on our all-you-can-eat buffets!

So come on, everyone! How much is civilization worth to you? What will you do to STAND UP FOR FREEDOM?

I am on my way to Shoney's right now, after which I may stop by the Waffle House for some dessert -- FOR AMERICA!!!

3 Comments:

Blogger Ahistoricality said...

If you applied the same standard to Christian law, we could take down an awful lot of "traditional" public art, do away with "blue laws", and all kinds of other productive things....

8:20 PM  
Blogger Stogie said...

Hey Chris, still braying like the ass you are, hey?

12:23 PM  
Blogger chris bray said...

How many times do you plan to use "braying" before the feeling of cleverness wears off?

(Can we assume that you've finished your GED?)

1:30 PM  

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